3.1 Who do you blame for your issues?

[Contains NSFW adult themes]

When she opened her front door and found Mark Campbell standing there, she wanted to thump him in the face. The only thing was, what should she thump him for first? The fact he dumped her for not being ready for marriage? The fact he married to Fake Boobs? The fact they slept ( Read more... )

Track 7. Now I've come of age // Welcome to the lion's den // Temptation's on his way (Madness - 'House of Fun')

PAST SCENE:Set years ago during Ali and James’ college years…

( She stood there, frozen and gaping like a dear caught in headlights. She knew she should move or attempt to say something witty, but she figured any and all chances of saving face at that point had taken a running leap out the dorm room window and died a miserable squishy death on the concrete below... )

109. TEN things that are consuming your thoughts1. The sprog ( Read more... )

2.17 “Brotherly Love”

- Companion piece to THIS written by agentcampbell and THIS written by isabelowens

( Ali knew that if she herself was feeling this thrown by the footage of James’ dead boyfriend, James must be a thousand times worse... )

1.2. “With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.”
| Gone With the Wind

( Where is a spork to stab myself in the eyeball when I need one? )

Track 9. Way to go, way to flip off everyone // I steal your thunder then I try to bolt // But I could stand a little pity now and then (Veruca Salt - ‘Seether’)I never thought I believed in karma. It was always just an amusing little metaphor you could offer when someone was seeming to get their own back for being a prick. I don’t want to believe ( Read more... )

2.14, 2I. What is the single biggest lesson you ever learned the hard way?

( You don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone... )

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies. >> P.G. Wodehouse

( Ali wasn’t exactly sure whose idea it had been to have James’ thirtieth birthday party on a freaking boat... )

2.10, 3C “Two Hearts”

Alicia took a stunned step back as she stared at the very large and blinding diamond nestled in its bed of black velvet. Man, it was fucking huge. She’s could’ve sworn she’d seen cars smaller than that. Was that Tiffany? Oh man. It was. He was offering her a Tiffany diamond and she was taking further and further steps ( Read more... )